iCarly – Porn Story : Hercules
Sam and Freddie barged into Carly’s apartment, yelling and arguing. If you listened closely, you could catch snatches of their conversation:
“How could you post something so LUDICROUS on the website?”
“Hey, hey, hey, I said NOTHING about rappers!”
“UGH! You’re impossible!”
“And you’re a microphallused egomaniac!”
“You’re the one who started all this, and you’re calling ME an egomaniac? Just because you have next to no social life, your mother doesn’t love you, and your butt is ham-shaped does NOT give you the right to hack into my iCarly blog and tell everyone I have a small dick! Which I don’t,” he added, huffing and crossing his arms over his chest.
“The one time I decide to tell the truth, you get all worked up!”
“The TRUTH? You couldn’t tell the truth for a million dollars!”
